Quick, Hide the Pecans and Walnuts

A man was charged with carrying a concealed weapon after police found a nutcracker in his pocket and he said he used it to protect himself.
Yup, he's a major danger to you if he can get your pants and underwear down first, otherwise, just keep him away from the pecans.

http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=532822